‘Thank fuck for that!’ says Met riot PC after hearing of Boris’s return from holiday

Riot police in London are breathing a collective sigh of relief today after receiving word of the return Boris Johnson and David Cameron from their holidays.

Territorial Support Group officer PC Jan Fellows told reporters: ‘The lads and lasses on the front line were well made up when they got the news. Some of the guys have been on the street for the last 72 hours getting bricks and petrol bombs lobbed at them; but everyone’s been saying, ‘I hope Boris and Dave cut their holidays short and lend a hand, or we’re up shit creek here.’

The decision by the Mayor and the Prime Minister to cut short their vacations comes in the wake of the early return of Home Secretary Theresa May, who was last seen leading a baton charge on the Croydon High Street.


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Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 by

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