Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’.
The new site has been designed to connect sexually active people between the ages of 18 and 65, who have failed in the usual full frontal lines of attack and are looking to get connected via the ‘backdoor’. ‘Where chat-up lines have fallen on stony ground or when lip gloss and butterfly lashes have failed to impress then ‘Arsebook’ is here to take up the reigns,’ said Pippa, taking a break from an extreme anal exfoliation session. ‘If, like me your best feature happens to be your butt then Arsebook is here to promote it.’
Members of Arsebook will have all the benefits of similar rival sites such as Facebook and Bebo including a ‘poking’ facility and ‘scat room’ for people who want to get to know each other a little more intimately. They will be able to post photos of their best features with the aid of airbrushing software to remove cellulite, boils and even stubborn piles.