Daily Archives: August 31, 2011

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Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God

Textbook
World News
August 31, 2011

Following controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America’s east coast were a sign of God’s wrath, Michele Bachmann today declared that her own candidacy for the Republican presidential ticket in 2012 is the surest sign yet that the end times must be near. [read...]

Curse of Half Man Half Biscuit blamed for tragic death of Len Ganley

rickwestwell
News In Brief
August 31, 2011

Snooker referee Len Ganley, impaled on his own triangle, is the latest minor celebrity mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song to die in mysterious circumstances. [read...]

Matt Lucas to replace Thames Flood Barrier for charity

Gerontius Bonalatty
News In Brief
August 31, 2011

‘On 3rd September Matt will be lowered into the river using hydraulic lifting gear at a point just north of New Charlton and will straddle the Thames for the next ten days.’ [read...]