Man who tried to carve out his own route through IKEA store ‘so very sorry’
Man was trapped in the Thurrock branch of IKEA for almost seven hours
Posted: Aug 24th, 2011
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Absence of illegal substances in singer’s system shocks Winehouse fans
The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse’s system at the time of her death has shocked her fans. ‘There must be some mistake,’ said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the deceased singer’s Camden home. ‘That’s what Amy was all about. Without the illegal substances she was just another singer. I’m gutted.’
Posted: Aug 24th, 2011
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Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities
Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by bullets falling from the sky.
Posted: Aug 23rd, 2011
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Fantasy Football manager to get opportunity to manage Blackburn Rovers
Blackburn Rovers have announced today that Steve Kean will be sacked as boss and his successor will be drawn from a shortlist of the top 100 managers in the Fantasy Premier League.
Posted: Aug 23rd, 2011
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Lepers banned from Durham pub ‘for wearing bells’
Members of The Medieval Leper Reenactment Society were humiliated today after being banned from a Durham pub for ringing their bells. Jim Neville, the pub’s landlord, initially refused the group entry on the grounds that if more than two of the group rung their bells at once he would need a live music licence.
Posted: Aug 23rd, 2011
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