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Archive for August, 2011

De-classified documents reveal 4th astronaut ‘accidentally left behind’ after first moon landing

bugger!Nobody noticed in all the excitement.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2011
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Cameron appeals for ‘calm’ so he can at least finish one holiday this year

wearing Bermuda shorts and ready to go again at a moment's noticeDavid Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted so he could return to London.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all of its scientific advisors today in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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Wenger to watch next Arsenal game from International Space Station

After suggestions that Arsene Wenger flouted his latest touchline ban by relaying phone messages to players via his assistant, UEFA have called for the Arsenal boss to watch his team’s second leg clash away to Italian club Udinese from the International Space Station.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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Advertisement Feature: Get that ‘just back from holiday’ look with new L’Oréal SunBurn

no need to eat paella ever again!Want to look like you’ve been broiling on a beach in Magaluf but can’t be bothered to collect the newspaper coupons? Try new spray-on SunBurn from L’Oréal?

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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