Middle classes horrified as report claims Victoria Wood not omnipotent
‘Not everything Victoria Wood does is brilliant’, says a shocking new report that the government is allegedly trying to suppress.
If the report hits the national psyche, it could have ‘a devastating effect on national morale, and could shatter confidence and send the markets into a tailspin from which they will never recover.’
Already reports are emerging of skirmishes around the country, particularly in with places with seemingly funny names being worst hit such as Dudley and Lytham St Anne’s. ’You can’t do it!’ chanted the crowd, ‘You can’t do it…’ before bursting into song, and repeatedly rhyming ‘pouting’ with ‘grouting’.Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: Sep 8th, 2011 by ronseal
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