‘If a pharaoh wanted to let his friends know how he was, he’d just instant message them by carving a status update like ‘wavy line, owl, big eye, smiley face’ onto his wall.’
Posted: Sep 27th, 2011
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Daily Express owner Richard Desmond launches a new health lottery today, with strong ticket sales anticipated among the learning impaired and morons.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2011
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The move comes as a damming opinion poll in the Sun reveals just one in 20 voters think he is a ‘natural leader’, for which he apologises. Labour activists say that until Miliband says sorry for being elected Labour leader, voters won’t take the party seriously.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2011
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has announced that from 2026, women will be given the same freedom to criticise their male drivers as their Western counterparts.
Posted: Sep 26th, 2011
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‘When you’re wearing as much knitwear and tweed as some pensioners, just turning the central heating up a notch too high can easily spell disaster.’
Posted: Sep 26th, 2011
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