Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single micturation.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2011
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Boffins at the Royal Observatory at Greenwich have revealed that they have never actually been able to get atomic clocks to work properly and have, for the last thirty years, been taking the standard for world time from the bowel movements of Billericay resident, James Watson.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2011
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The book contains favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed Shit Drippings’ and ‘A Lizard’, and includes no nonsense instructions such as, ‘First, find some shit; fresh is best’ and ‘Grab it, grab it before it gets away’.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2011
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Columbia Pictures announced yet again that a sequel to the classic feel-good comedy Groundhog Day is already in the works and set for release in early 2013. With Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell already on board, studio executives were said to be ‘excited’ to return to this much-loved movie and satisfy the growing audience demand for a follow-up as the 20th anniversary of the original approaches.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2011
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Authors of a UNICEF report lamenting UK children’s obsession with brands are baffled by the high level bullying experienced by their own child.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2011
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