NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Archive for October, 2011

Future monarchs to be chosen by ITV talent show ‘The Rex Factor’

Cowell sure this is the way to crack AmericaChanges to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
More from Celebrity, UK News



Duchess of Cambridge: ‘Thanks for the rules change, but we probably won’t be having kids’

Commonwealth leaders were said to be ‘disgruntled’ after Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge admitted that she and Prince William ‘aren’t really the parenty type, to be honest.’

Read more >

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
More from News In Brief



West London terrorised by ‘trick or treat’ interpretive street dance gang

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed complex dance interpretations of ‘Double-dip recession’, ‘Losing your job’, and ‘House reposession’ on their gravel drives if not given appropriate treats.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
More from News In Brief



7,000,000,000th visitor to planet plagued by annoying pop-up offering free prizes

will lots of people please just dieThe seven millionth human is being continually harassed by a computer pop-up reading ‘Congratulations! You are the 7,000,000,000th visitor to this planet. Click here to claim your free prize!’

Read more >

Posted: Oct 30th, 2011
More from Science/Technology, World News



Confused technophobe spends afternoon phoning lost slippers

‘It always works with my mobile,’ she said, ‘and I got my slippers in 2007 so I just assumed they were more advanced.’

Read more >

Posted: Oct 30th, 2011
More from News In Brief