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Italian prosecution service to hire Jeremy Kyle

Italian MP’s and Prosecutors have put together a plan to hire Jeremy Kyle to replace the existing Italian prosecution system.

‘We were alerted to his show approximately 18 months ago…’ said a spokesman from the Supreme Court of Cassation, ‘and were impressed with the way he gets to the bottom of cases in the space of just ten minutes, revealing the truth with the help of his innovative ‘lie detector’.

Jeremy Kyle (46), has hosted the chat show for six years and has an ever-growing fan-base which includes students, unemployed and the smelly. They will now be able to watch him cross-examine anyone the Italian police feel might be guilty of a crime.

Lawyers have questioned the legality of the latest move which was defended by the Italian prosecution service. ’Obviously – complex legal decisions won’t just be left to a British daytime TV host.  There will be a right of appeal to Jerry Springer.’

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 by Guest

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