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Porn site taken offline after hackers flood it with Sesame Street videos

YouPorn, the adult video site, was off line for several hous last night after hackers uploaded multiple clips of Sesame Street to the bongo file-sharing site.

Owners took down the site within an hour of users first notifying their website moderators but many onanists were left furiously shaking their fists at the non-arousing images of puppetry.

Regular masturbator, Harry G Saunders of Halstead, Suffolk, commented, ‘The video started up, brought to me by the letters D and P and the number 3. “Hello”, I thought. But then I found myself learning about friendship, co-operation and the benefits of walking and running in parks. After half an hour of slow self-abuse waiting for the money shot, I immediately realised something was wrong.’

The loss of easy-access rumpty-flicks on the web has coincided with a, so far unexplained, epidemic of kids finding the TV left on Freeview channel 96 in the morning.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2011 by thisisalloneword

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