Man City to use Tevez as world’s most expensive door stop
The club said that the player will also assume the role of boot cleaner, hot-dog hander-outer and training ground handyman.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2011
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New study adds nothing to the world whatsoever
The ‘groundbreaking’ work is expected to be of no benefit whatsoever to anybody other than desperate science journalists trying to fill empty column inches.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2011
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Authorities threaten St Paul’s protestors with George Monbiot
Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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X-Factor’s Rhythmix changes name to ‘The Spastics Society’
‘Well, I’ve had my people check and it’s definitely available. It’s perfect for my girls and, if anything, isn’t nearly as offensive as the music they’ll be producing.’
Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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Greece allowed to keep uneaten biscuits as part of Eurozone debt deal
As part of the last-gasp Eurozone debt restructure, it’s been agreed that Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou can take the leftover biscuits back home with him.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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