Six employees of the Norwich based agricultural consultancy firm were at a loss during an agenda-less 10am meeting this morning according to spokesperson Dean Simpson. ‘We believe that this meeting had been originally scheduled to take place sometime in March 2003, but due to one thing or another it had been put back, and required attendees changed as staff invited had left or died.’
He went on to state that none of today’s attendees had been working at the company when the meeting was arranged, and that the lack of an agenda and chair were bad enough, but the meeting’s title ‘Re: last meeting’ was wholly unhelpful in solving the true purpose of the 10am gathering. After an hour and a half the meeting was abandoned and rescheduled for summer 2014.
Local forensic I.T. specialists have been called in to investigate, and Anglia Television have set up a live link to the based consultancy and cancelled all scheduled programming in order to keep the region’s viewers fully up to speed on the story as it unfolds.