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Archive for November, 2011

Hit new video game is based on politics

Bandwagon Jumper is already being praised for its realistic simulation of avoiding responsibility for the consequences of decisions taken earlier in the game whilst ruthlessly dispatching your colleagues.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2011
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Ad agencies employing qualified ‘emotional rapists’ over Christmas period

Must have must have must haves. Everywhere.Advertising agencies have taken to hiring freelance emotional rapists in order to fulfil retailers’ demands for increasingly cynical and manipulative Christmas commercials.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2011
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Interior designer redesigns Posh Spice’s interior

‘She hasn’t eaten since 2005, so there was a lot of useless clutter in her abdomen just wasting space,’ said cosmetic surgeon to the stars Sam Fink, who moved into this area after other Hollywood clients encouraged him to ‘think outside the box’.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2011
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F1 trials ‘choose your own garage’ for pit stops

The news follows a successful trial at this year’s British Grand Prix when Mercedes used the Ferrari garage, Renault used the Williams mechanics and Timo Glock’s Virgin popped down to Kwik Fit in Towcester.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2011
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‘Stonehenge is just scaffolding’ claim experts

early example of half-finished tarmac driveway also revealedAfter many tens of years of investigation, the meaning behind the ancient monument of Stonehenge may finally have been discovered. Professor Mike Smith and his Oxford University team have concluded that the stones are not the final construction but just the scaffolding to allow work to take place.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2011
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