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Archive for November, 2011

Griffin admits BNP ‘divided over Rihanna’

political agenda swayed by cute tartan skirt dress thingNick Griffin, the leader of the British National Party has admitted that the party is ‘deeply divided’ and ‘in crisis’ following a meeting with members to decide the party’s official policy towards Barbadian pop star Rihanna Fenty.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2011
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Berlusconi to play Dame in Aladdin at Redditch

The Redditch Players pantomime has been given an added boost this year by the surprise booking of Siivio Berlusconi to play Widow Twankey.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2011
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Police to seek more hard-drinking detectives who don’t play it by the book

Scotland Yard has announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule-breaking detectives with an uncanny knack of bringing scumbags to justice, despite not playing by the rules.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2011
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‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter

won't even be appearing on Google nowPlucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72 hours.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2011
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Mumsnet brought to its knees by DILDO storm

The website Mumsnet was on its knees yesterday after a mum used its message boards to debut her “male equivalent of a MILF”.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2011
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