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Archive for December, 2011

Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity

Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Ed Miliband says 2012 will be ‘Year of the Weird’

2012 will be ‘the ‘Year of the Weird’ according to Ed Miliband in his New Year message to voters. The Labour leader urged voters ‘to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself if politics has got to be dominated by people who look normal. Or has the time come for the new politics of weirdness and weirdos?’

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Team GB hopeful for 2012 Paralytic Games

UK spirit producers have welcomed the announcement of the 2012 Paralytic Games squad in advance of the gigantic drinking contest which will take place in London.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Man shocked to discover wife was undercover traffic warden

mother-in-law still out there inspecting his rubbish binsA man is receiving counselling after discovering his marriage was an elaborately orchestrated sham set up by the council so his ‘wife’ could log his minor parking misdemeanours.

‘We had two lovely kids, everything was great. Then, just after our third anniversary, she issued me with 148 parking tickets and £26,000 of fines!’

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2011
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Massive increase in chat room use as civil servants return from Christmas break

A government representative announced that they were ‘shocked and disappointed’ on the release of a comprehensive breakdown of Britain’s internet use, showing that chat room logins shot up in numbers as the country’s civil servants returned to the office after the holidays.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2011
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