French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron’s request for equality.
An elite regiment of lorry drivers is being mobilised and is thought to be targeting credit ratings agency Standard & Poors. Meanwhile French farmers are thought to be preparing a double whammy to use against the British, with the farmers cultivating another mass secret outbreak of BSE while the bureaucrats will unilaterally ban British beef.
More worryingly still, Britain’s unhinged neighbours, are thought to have the capability to develop nuclear weapons. ‘All they need now is the work ethic,’ said one insider, ‘but we don’t think they’ll be able to develop that without British or American help.’