After three consecutive quarters of disappointing sobriety, Paul Gascoigne is to lose his AA status, says credit worthiness news agency Standards & Phwoarr! [read...]
Traditionalists were mourning the end of an era yesterday, as it was announced that there are now no Citroen Saxos remaining in their original condition. The last one was recently bought by Darren ‘Daz’ Smith of Wakefield and now has a 1000 watt bridgable amp, [read...]
Foreign Secretary William Hague has today spoken of his anger that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il couldn’t have died a couple of days sooner, prior to the UK sending him a Christmas card.
‘It’s damned inconsiderate’ ranted Hague. [read...]