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Archive for December, 2011

Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal Democrats argue over who shall have custody of Mr Clegg over the festive period.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2011
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BMW link to erectile dysfunction

giving out all the wrong indications, or actually no indication at allDespite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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You must take people ‘on a Journey’, top motivational speaker tells bus drivers

Staff at South Croydon garage have foregone their bonuses and Christmas money. Instead, it was spent on a motivational speaker who could help them reach their potential, seize the day and follow their dreams.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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He was… The People’s Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he’s been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoeverThe Axis of Evil will need to act quickly to strengthen their squad when the transfer window opens again in January if they are to compete on the global stage in 2012, according to TV pundit Alan Hansen.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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