After years of strutting about with his chest puffed out and wearing a ridiculous crest on his head, a bantam cock has confessed to acting ‘a bit too much like Simon Cowell.’
In a cagey interview with Fox News, Bertram (3) admitted ruffling a few feathers after assuming he was entitled to the No. 1 spot in the pecking order. ‘I’m not ducking the issue, but it seems like it’s open season on me. People forget that I’m the bird brain who brought you ‘The Eggs Factor’ and ‘Britain’s Got Talons’, crowed the expert, who was bred to produce fresh meat.
‘If this continues, I might migrate to warmer climes and start a new career writing novels from the female point of view. I reckon I’d be good at chick lit.’
Clarky, hat-tip to Username