Bear Grylls endorses range of beef wellingtons
Pint-sized survival fan Bear Grylls has launched a new range of sturdy beef wellingtons.
Waterproof, practical and steeped in Madeira wine, the gastronomic footwear is a must for explorers who find themselves surrounded by discerning dinner guests in harsh jungle environments.
‘Foraging for beef can be boring’, explained Grylls, ‘and only a foolhardy survivalist would attempt to make bush pastry.’
Grylls credits his own pair of the all-terrain main course with persuading his wife to marry him. As the little adventurer explained; ‘there’s just something women love about the pâté of tiny feet.’
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Posted: Jan 25th, 2012 by waylandsmithy
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