Rangers relaunches as Glasgow’s Islamic football team

Glasgow Rangers have successfully come out of administration today having been bought by a Middle Eastern Oil Company.

The new owners plan to tap into Glasgow’s under exploited Muslim community and is planning a radical shake up of the club, this includes realigning the Ibrox stadium, so that the Govan Stand faces Mecca, Minarets’ to placed on all floodlight towers and the Rangers manager’s name being changed to Ali McCoist.

Fans will also notice new initiatives including the replacing of Directors and fans singing of the ‘Sash’ with a new Rangers themed call to prayers, whilst in the clubs souvenir shop stocking new Royal Blue Hijabs as well as Burka’s featuring ‘Bocanegra 18′.

A spokesman at bitter rivals Celtic said ‘Of course we are delighted that the Old Firm games will continue on into the future and we think the new owners will help diffuse historic sectarian tensions.  Now we just need to find out if they are Catholic Muslims or Protestant Muslims’.


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