Two candidates put down in race to become Mayor of London

Two well known politicians have died after falling at a major hurdle in the race to become Mayor of London. Conservative Terrier Boris Johnson, and balding Labour bulldog, Ken Livingstone, were both put down after vets agreed it was the only humane course of action.

Livingstone suffered a fractured hairline, and Boris a fractured jaw, shortly after pointing it out. An expected outcry about cruelty to politicians failed to materialize as Neptune Collonges became the favourite to become the new Mayor of London.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2012 by

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