David Cameron and Nick Clegg revealed today that they flew in secret to Las Vegas last week and renewed their coalition vows in front of close family and friends.
‘We’ve been bored, irritable, and, if I’m honest, probably a bit broody,’ delighted Cameron explained. We wanted to disprove the notion that vow-renewal is strictly for diversion-seeking saddos in denial about the dwindling death-throes of their union, so we went for it.
‘There wasn’t a dry eye in the house, although Nick had been a bit lavish with the Eau Sauvage if I’m honest, which might have contributed.’
‘It was perfect, blushing Clegg beamed. ‘I did have a chuckle when David leaned down and whispered ‘are you sure about this?’ but we both know how we feel about each other and anyhow, what other options do I have?’
The couple refused to answer about consummation of the relationship, although Cameron was overheard laughing ‘Don’t worry, it’s not the likes of us who are getting screwed…’