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Queen now regrets agreeing to work the bank holiday

Palace officials have confirmed that the Queen ‘deeply regrets’ agreeing to work the extra long bank holiday (taking June 4th and 5th). A spokesman explained that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it ‘hadn’t clicked’ with ther that this was the 4-day weekend arranged in her honour.

The Queen apparently realised the blunder when the Royal Hairdresser asked her if she had ‘anything nice planned for the long weekend, Maam.’

‘Given that she’s worked here longer than most, Her Majesty feels she should get first dibs with the rota’ claimed an unnamed source close to the Queen, adding that Her Majesty ‘bloody well hopes’ that there’s nothing else major on last week in July, first week in August, as she has already booked a caravan in Saundersfoot.

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Posted: May 18th, 2012 by Guest

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