Michael Fish caught siphoning off favourable weather for personal use
Weather guru and role model for millions, Michael Fish has been accused of siphoning off the most favourable weather for his own personal use, according to a Guardian exposé today. The controversial claimatalogical soothsayer has allegedly been photographed sitting under a single shaft of sunlight in his back garden at number 38 whilst the inclement weather continued unabated at numbers 36 and 40 as well as the rest of Festinger Drive and indeed the UK.
‘I couldn’t believe it’, said a neighbour yesterday. ‘I was getting a proper soaking and Fish was just sitting there in his sunglasses drinking Pims!’
Mr Fish owned up to the scheme after being caught in a sting, attempting to sell off spare ‘sunny intervals’ to an expatriate Saudi outside Bayswater underground station.
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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2012 by Guest
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