“My hips did lie”, admits Shakira to Leveson Inquiry

Colombian songstress Shakira has admitted in testimony to the Leveson Inquiry that her hips ‘did in fact lie’.

‘My hips bullshitted on several occassions from 2003 until 2008,’ said a tearful yet sexy Shakira to Robert Jay QC, after the barrister gently probed her on the veracity of her much publicised 2006 assertion. ‘On many an occasion I have shaken my hips in a seductive way to convince a whole stadium full of people that I desired them, when in fact I only wanted them to download the track, or in extreme circumstances buy a whole CD of my other less well-known songs.’

Shakira has promised to be more vigilant about misleading lyrics in the future. Her new song ‘I’ve Always Had a Thing For Balding, Slightly Overweight Guys’ will be released in August.

Chris Hitchcock

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2012 by

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