Colombian songstress Shakira has admitted in testimony to the Leveson Inquiry that her hips ‘did in fact lie’.
‘My hips bullshitted on several occassions from 2003 until 2008,’ said a tearful yet sexy Shakira to Robert Jay QC, after the barrister gently probed her on the veracity of her much publicised 2006 assertion. ‘On many an occasion I have shaken my hips in a seductive way to convince a whole stadium full of people that I desired them, when in fact I only wanted them to download the track, or in extreme circumstances buy a whole CD of my other less well-known songs.’
Shakira has promised to be more vigilant about misleading lyrics in the future. Her new song ‘I’ve Always Had a Thing For Balding, Slightly Overweight Guys’ will be released in August.