God claims creation of Earth still on budget, despite over-running six day estimate

The Almighty has hit back at critics who claim that the creation of Earth was supposed to be completed in a day – and ended up costing far more than the original estimate. ‘That the original price was just for the Light and rocky bits.  All the other stuff was extra.’

He admitted that creating life had taken billions of years longer than expected, but the other budget for organisms already had contingency for this.  ‘Frankly this job turned into a bit of a nightmare. I had to send my lad down to sort it all out.  And that ended very badly.  Or very well, depending on your point of view.’


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