Kennel Club defies critics by endorsing dog with two cocks
In an apparent snub to critics who claim pedigree dogs are inbred, mutated and miserable, the Kennel Club has released a ‘breed standard’ for a dog with two cocks.
‘Just look at his little face, you can see how happy he is’, insisted Alice Higgins, an expert on double-barrelled gun dogs. ‘I just wish I could think of a suitable idiom to describe his elation.’
Higgins was later sacked for modifying a standard one-cocked dog, using an old lipstick and a roll of gaffer tape. In a written statement, the Kennel Club insisted that it was opposed to such ‘frivolous cosmetic procedures’.
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2012 by waylandsmithy
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