Rebel Tories set to mark new constituency boundaries with their own urine

A group of what Nick Clegg has described as ‘feral’ right wing Tories say they will mark new constituency boundaries using a method usually favoured by rodents.

The move follows the Lib Dem decision not to back constituency boundary changes that would help the Tories.

One MP has posted YouTube videos of her marking a new boundary at the edge of the Midlands canal, extending her constituency by four square miles and surprising narrow boat holidaymakers.  

Yorkshire MP James Burnett, who has a winding 78 miles of rolling countryside, has invited constituents and the media to watch him attempt the feat in one continuous stream from the back of a Land Rover equipped with a compass, a catheter, a length of rubber tubing and a hogshead of Yorkshire Bitter.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012 by

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