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Department stores to introduce ‘Male-safe routes’

Men’s rights activists are celebrating today, claiming ‘men up and down the country will no longer be subjected to having to walk through the lingerie department just to buy a sofa, or navigate through the perfume section trying to find the electronics department’.

The latest statistics show men on average spend 300 hours a year nervously trying to get through the women’s clothes, straying a little bit too close to the changing rooms, only to end up in the baby section.

‘Now if we can only stop supermarkets from putting the ‘feminine care’ directly opposite the shaving section, men can finally live free of that small unnecessary embarrassment we get the minute we see a tampon’.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2012 by Guest

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