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First Martian discovered sues Curiosity driver for whiplash

The first ever life form to be discovered on Mars has filed a personal injury claim against the driver of the Curiosity rover vehicle.

‘I was driving along, minding my own business, when I was hit in the rear by this moon-buggy type thing’ explained the Martian, known as Jyhguhiuglkh. ‘I’ve been promised 100% of the compensation, that’s 100%. I didn’t even know I could claim, or that I had a neck that could get whiplash, until I received a call from them. Apparently my insurer had passed on my details to them’ it added.

Jyhguhiuglkh now plans to put in a claim against its bank for mis-selling it payment protection insurance in the 1980s.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012 by ianslat

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