A new sexually explicit novel has broken all sales records, after pushing back the boundaries in erotic publishing.
The book describes how the anti-hero George Galloway, dressed in his lycra gimp outfit, tempts women to have sex with him, thereafter insisting that they did it once, so they must be his sex slaves for ever more. ‘Not everyone has to ask for permission prior to each insertion’ pants ‘Georgous George’ as records his more extreme postures for him to enjoy again in private.
‘I’ve been a fan of George Galloway all the way from Bethnal Green to Bradford’ said one Respect Party member. And now I feel like I’ve been really screwed.