County is now almost totally lion free, says Essex police chief
The head of Essex Police has hailed the force’s superb handling of the big cat outbreak in the county, proclaiming that, with the odd exception, Essex is now safe for the general public with the threat of being eaten alive minimalised to a few unavoidable casualties.
Paul Mason, the chief constable of Essex Constabulary, said he was delighted with his officers’ professionalism and bravery during the crisis. ‘We’re sending out a message, to the lion community, that Essex is open for business. The people of this county, from Southend to Saffron Walden, can go out and enjoy themselves with minimal chance of being ravaged by a hungry man-eating predator.’
Although he was loath to give guarantees – ‘You can never say never’ – Mason was adamant that if people want to enjoy a day out in Essex, the vast majority of them will return home unmauled. The people who are torn limb from limb, while paralysed by fear, will be rare exceptions. ‘Even then, your body goes into shock so you don’t feel much anyway,’ said Mason, ‘that’s something that the health and safety brigade won’t mention.’Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: Aug 28th, 2012 by ronseal
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