Serial burglar and drug addict Jo Nutjob stunned court attendees when he praised the ‘courage shown by judges’ in sentencing plebs like him on a daily basis.
After receiving his fourteenth community service order and suspended sentence the professional felon spoke of his admiration for the highly educated, erudite members of the upper class who carry out the futile task of listening to the exploits of delinquents before deciding whether to remove them from their families or leave them to resume their activities in peace.
‘And I can’t imagine where they get the balls to appear in public wearing those big black cloaks and stupid wigs expecting people to take them seriously. They’re just awesome,’ he continued. The judge in the case flushed at the praise and said he looked forward to seeing Mr Nutjob in a few months time after his next offence.