Kate Middleton’s breasts are continuing their successful world tour of media publications by adding more countries to their already packed schedule.
Already spotted in Ireland, Italy and now Sweden, the perky couple will be flying into the pages of a Danish Weekly later in the week where they will once again be thrust into the limelight for scrutiny by the few people who are yet to see them.
Editor-in-Chief Kim Henningsen is delighted at the coup and has assured the royal family he will be holding out a warm hand to welcome them aboard.
Reactions to the impending arrival of the famous duo have been mixed with some showing complete indifference while others declaring that they are dying to see them in the flesh.
A royal spokesman described the stripped-down tour as an opportunity for people around the world to observe the real Kate without the glitz, glamour and bikini top. He went on to say that ‘she has William’s full support, though it’s clear she’s perky enough and holding her own’.
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