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Jimmy Savile’s mother ‘was not a real duchess’, claims Daily Mail

Daily Mail reporters have accused Jimmy Savile and his beloved mother, known affectionately by him as ‘The Duchess’, of lacking real royal credentials and being ‘made-up members of the aristocracy.’

‘As well as being a serial child molester, rapist and Yorkshireman, it now appears that Savile has reached new depths of abuse by claiming that his mother could be a real Duchess which would put her in the same social class as our fragrant Katherine and Sarah’ claim the Daily Mail.

Savile’s family and charity trustees have revealed that Jimmy’s mother has never revealed her tits, arse and curly K to celebrity paparazzi and has never forced a next-in-line royal to divorce and spend life in Nazi-sympathising splendour.’

‘To have a son like Jimmy proves she was at best a Countess.’ added the Daily Mail reporter ‘Or at least that’s what the bloke from the Daily Mirror appeared to be shouting.’

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2012 by antharrison

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