Have you tried Starbucks’ new tax-efficient menu?
Soppachino
A bitter drink full of froth, served in another country for tax reasons
Double mocker
One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only
Skinny Blasé
A favourite with our accountants. Served under the counter
South Americano
Taking the finest ingredients from our haven in Venezuela, discount for paying in bolivars and centimos
Heavily filtered
Trickled through an off-shore paper system, a few mislaid drops aren’t going to trouble the Treasury
Chi Tea tips
No milk, no sugar, no national insurance. A refreshingly dishonest cuppa
Decash Skinny
Caffeine free variety for when you can’t sleep at night for laughing all the way to the bank
If any of our drinks leave a bad taste in your mouth, why not try a slice of our Massive Fudge*?
* May show on your receipt as a charitable donation.
Starbucks. Who needs a slogan, when your logo is a grabbing bitch?
waylandsmithy
with a dash of JeniB
Posted: Oct 18th, 2012 by waylandsmithy
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