Have you tried Starbucks’ new tax-efficient menu?
One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only
A favourite with our accountants. Served under the counter
Taking the finest ingredients from our haven in Venezuela, discount for paying in bolivars and centimos
Trickled through an off-shore paper system, a few mislaid drops aren’t going to trouble the Treasury
Chi Tea tips
No milk, no sugar, no national insurance. A refreshingly dishonest cuppa
Caffeine free variety for when you can’t sleep at night for laughing all the way to the bank
If any of our drinks leave a bad taste in your mouth, why not try a slice of our Massive Fudge*?
* May show on your receipt as a charitable donation.
Starbucks. Who needs a slogan, when your logo is a grabbing bitch?
with a dash of JeniB
Posted: Oct 18th, 2012 by waylandsmithy
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