NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Broadcasting House stalked by ‘cigar-smoking apparition’

The BBC has launched a full internal psychic investigation after employees at Broadcasting House have reported phenomena such as rattling jewellery, eerie yodelling noises and an invisible hand touching them in ‘inappropriate places’, generally a dressing room.

Director General George Entwhistle has reluctantly agreed for a full psychic purge of the premises. ‘Members of staff claim they’ve been felt up by a pair of unseen hands whilst reading the shipping forecast. Either Dave Lee Travis has developed psi abilities or it’s time to send in Jenni Murray to sort this out for good.’

A Newsnight team had reportedly looked into the phenomena as long as three weeks ago. However, they concluded that filmed footage of Broadcasting House levitating 30 feet into the air while a disembodied voice declared ‘Owz about that then?’ was ‘not sufficiently newsworthy.’

Share this story...

Send to a Friend:





Click to send this story to a friend

Posted: Oct 29th, 2012 by Gary Stanton

Tagged as: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Click for more stories about: News In Brief