Fashion designer Jimmy Choo is to launch a range of sensible women’s shoes for the 2013 winter season.
In response to a spate of broken ankles and bruised egos suffered by glamour models last winter, Choo has created a range that will ‘..enable Essex gels to get off their backs and wark uplight’.
His latest collections feature all the glitz of shoes such as the Malika and the Viper, but will also have stylish Velcro fastenings, sheepskin linings and inbuilt airbags.
Chigwell based glamour model, Chantel Doberman was excited at the prospect of owning her fifty ninth pair of Jimmy’s.
‘I was at a red carpet event last December at Pitsea Broadway, when I went arse-over-siliconed-tit leaving half of my vajazzle in the shag pile.’
A spokesman for Basildon Hospital’s A&E said,
‘This is a welcome move by Mr Choo. Our special glamour model department gets stuffed to the gills in winter, especially at Christmas and New Year. We’ll now have more time to concentrate on other emergencies – such as frostbitten minge, hair disasters and serious nail incidents.’