Colin, an Australian cockroach, is undergoing trauma counselling after an experience on ‘I’m a Celebrity’ that many are calling ‘a stunt too far’. Despite the support of his extended family, many of whom found themselves in the same bucket after being poured over Nadine Dorries, he is still still finding it hard to come to terms with what happened.
‘It all seemed like a bit of fun to start with, and I thought, well, maybe it would be a bit horrid, but I would come out of it a more rounded cockroach,’ said Colin, sobbing as his 1,876 brothers and sisters gently stroked his antennae. ‘I lost my bearings then found myself actually slithering over her belly and couldn’t stop myself going into her shorts. I rolled around in dung afterwards and even found a putrescing rat corpse to bathe in. I still can’t seem to get clean.’