New ‘pet onesies’ make rabbits look like ‘little naked men’
A craze for people-shaped ‘all-in-one’ sleep suits designed especially for rabbits is finally putting some fun into the lives of pet owners. The rubbery, pink, wrinkled ‘human onsies’ make even the fluffiest of leporines take on the appearance of a hunched, naked midget, and are being stuffed into hutches right across Britain.
‘I was quite bored of Mr Nibbles, what with his same-old fur and twitchy nose,’ confessed pet owner Julie Richards. ‘But in his onesie, he’s like a shivering, vulnerable, bare little man. I love the sense of power that comes from owning a nuddy man-bunny, and forcing carrots through the zip in his pseudo-human face.’
The company behind the craze is planning to expand the range for cats, dogs and ugly children, bringing old-man fun to even the most tedious of dependants.
‘There’ll be some accessories coming soon too, such as glasses, dentures and a smell of cabbage,’ explained CEO Howard Shepstone. ‘Having a pet that reminds of you of an old person should make the owner much more relaxed about leaving them in a home to rot.’
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2013 by Guest
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