FA to investigate Mansfield’s attractive lady executive

Following the controversial handball in the Liverpool/Mansfield game, the Football Association has said it would like to discuss the incident with the pretty lady who seems to have some sort of association with Mansfield football club. ‘This definitely needs discussing further’ said 69 year old David Bernstein; ‘Perhaps over dinner, with a bottle of wine and some candles.’

The F.A.’s chairman was unclear exactly what Carolyn Radford did at the Conference club but said this was just one of the many things he intended to ask the attractive lady when they were alone together.  Pressed further on whether it was ‘ball to hand’ or ‘hand to ball’, the FA Chairman said ‘Well I don’t know, we haven’t been on the date yet.’


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Posted: Jan 7th, 2013 by

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