Aliens ‘cutting down visits to Earth’ since introduction of camera phones

A representative of various alien species has said that they’ve decided to give Earth a wide berth now that high quality cameras included in mobile phones mean that anyone they abduct can prove it, which is taking all the fun away.

‘It used to be such a laugh to select some gullible looking fool and kidnap them, then watch them try and convince people that it really happened, but now everyone’s got a camera in their pocket, it’s just too risky.’ it said.

However, despite their statement, it appears that the aliens may well unwittingly be making further visits after an abductee from Utah confirmed that his iPhone was kept by his captors, who liked its smooth interface and functionality so much that they now base all their navigation on Apple maps.


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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2013 by

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