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Non-celebrity chef discovered in Aberdeen

Scientists are hailing the discovery of Albert Troatlick, a chef at a Scottish themed restaurant in Aberdeen who is believed to be the last remaining unknown culinary expert anywhere in the United Kingdom.

One social scientist enthused; “He really is a non-celebrity; he’s never appeared on any cookery programme, been interviewed for a Sunday glossy or even thrown a cleaver at a slow washer-upper.”

Mr Troatlick said he was proud to be recognised as the only remaining non-celebrity chef in the UK. “It’s really changed my life; I’m on Daybreak tomorrow, Lorraine next week, then the One Show, and Saturday Kitchen, and….”

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2013 by apepper

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