Sarah Jessica Parker tests positive for horse

Only days after Sir Ian McKellen was found to contain traces of goat, the world of stage and screen has been shocked again by the news that ‘Sex and the City’ star Sarah Jessica Parker has been tested positive for horse.

Although Supermarkets have cleared their shelves to remove all their stocks of Sarah Jessica Parker they have stressed that this was ‘only a precaution’ and people who have consumed Sarah Jessica Parker should have no cause for alarm.

However, there is a nagging concern that members of the public may have been exposed in some way to the drug Botox which Sarah Jessica Parker is believed to have been taking. ‘On the face of it,’ said one medical expert, ‘this could throw a very different complexion on matters.’
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Posted: Feb 27th, 2013 by

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