The Sun’s guide to the new pope
The new Pope is a Catholic – just like the old one. His real name is Jorge but Catholics call him Francis the First for short. He lives in a big house in Rome.
Likes
Big hats
Waving from balconies
The Catholic church
Dislikes
Queers and poofters
Condoms
57 soon to be former Cardinals who didn’t vote for him
The Sun says: Best of luck Francis. We hope you die on the job and are not a quitter like the last one!
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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013 by Guest
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