The Sun’s guide to the new pope

The new Pope is a Catholic – just like the old one. His real name is Jorge but Catholics call him Francis the First for short. He lives in a big house in Rome.


Big hats
Waving from balconies
The Catholic church


Queers and poofters
57 soon to be former Cardinals who didn’t vote for him

The Sun says: Best of luck Francis. We hope you die on the job and are not a quitter like the last one!


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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013 by

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