Gordon Ramsey opens new ‘swear at your table’ restaurant

Famously foul-mouthed celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsey, has opened a new restaurant with a contemporary twist. Diners can discover, at first hand, what it’s like to work long hours for low pay in a sweaty, over-heated hell-hole, while being sworn at by a red-faced man with a potty mouth and a borderline personality disorder.

A spokesman explained the idea. ‘Diners expect kitchen staff to spit in the soup. It’s traditional. But what they don’t expect is to be harangued at their table by a sweary man with bad skin, wielding a meat cleaver. The element of surprise adds a certain je ne sais quoi to their dining experience. A woman fainted last week, and a man burst into tears. It’s amazing: we’re booked solid right up to Christmas’.

Gordon Ramsey was available for comment, but his response is not suitable for publication.


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