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‘Hot horny lesbians’ fail to invite balding middle-aged guy to join in

The world of casual troilism was turned on its head yesterday when a slightly overweight middle-aged man was shunned by two lesbians after walking in on them in the middle of a steamy girl-on-girl love-making session at their luxury, brightly-lit home.

‘I’d come to read their gas meter, and on finding their door ajar, I just walked in. I could hear them upstairs in the bedroom, so I thought I’d better let them know I needed to have a look in the cupboard under their stairs. I couldn’t believe it when I clapped eyes on them, a writhing knot of oiled limbs on the bed, moaning in ecstasy, and so I moved towards them to join the fun.’
However the two young ladies seemed very embarrassed and affronted to have been interrupted like this, and made it clear that as lesbian women, they had no interest in becoming physically involved with an ageing man for whom they would never feel any attraction and with whom they had no emotional attachment. ‘They angrily told me to leave at once or said they would call the police.’

The lesbian couple also apologised to the pizza delivery guy for paying in cash this time.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2013 by Guest

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