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Simon Cowell slams German artist’s robot band

After the news a German artist has created ‘Compressorhead’, the first robot metal band, music mogul Simon Cowell has hit back claiming to have been inventing mechanical bands for years.

The claim that these are the first fully robotic music artists has been disputed by Cowell, who says he has been churning them out for years. ‘Sinita is made purely of plastic and controlled by a joystick in my trousers,’ Cowell said. ‘And I created Jedward. They are run by artificial intelligence, or as we call him, Louis.’

The German artist has responded saying he believes that his machine band have more personality than any of Cowell’s creations put together, a claim refuted by the high waisted head of SyCo. ‘We’ve made our robots seem so human that even Harry Styles has developed the strong urge to breed.’

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013 by Perks

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